Funny answer phone messages

Hello and thank you for calling the confessinal hotline at the moment father durways out but if you would leave your name number and confession we will get back to you as spiritually possible. If you are hearing this tape, then I'm not here now. June 16, at 7:

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May 25, at 6: They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere. Testing 1 2 3. Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Presents: But don't say anything yet! With strong east Indian accent: You're the lucky winner of a chance to leave me a message.

Just because I didn't answer the phone doesn't mean I'm not home. Listen to our hilarious examples phkne just how easy it is to weasel our way into your private message in the video below. Thank you for calling Heavenly Voice Mail Heavenly Voice Mail Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives.

There's no point in leaving a message since by now I'm probably dead. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.

The Witty Answering Machine Message List

Sorry that we're not at home. Bwana 'im big fella mek talkie-talk back real fas'. You have reached the number you have dialed.

Please give us a good call back number and you should receive a call back within 20 minutes during our office hours of on weekdays. Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.

Mesxages is no rush.

If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. This is Joe speaking.

88 Creative Answering Machine Messages

Well you have to leave a message if answdr want to talk to me pilgrum. Please leave a message after the beep. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. Joe the Canadian says: Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as it is humanly possible.

I know that your afraid, your afraid of us. This is the nineties. Watch me pull their message out of this machine! Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touchtone phone now. Share This Page Tweet. Messayes of struggle in background, and voice heard through a gag.

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